Thursday, April 01, 2010

Aprilsssssssss Fool~

Hello people. I'm still working on Nanjing trip entry. Proxy's being such a biatch!

Anyway, lesson cancelled today and no class for us. Apparently, we later found out that it was an Aprils Fool prank by anonymous. The whole faculty received the same message from their respective 'teachers' and so, they got us.

When I first received the news, I was like: Sure? I think it's Aprils Fool joke.
And my class rep was like: Can't be, it's from teacher!

**She did not receive the news from the teacher directly. It was from a new member in our class QQ group who said that, and claimed that she was our teacher.

I still don't believe that it was true. So at 2pm, I went to class (since classroom is just next block), peeped through the classroom door, saw my teacher inside alone. And, I left.

Don't you judge me! She didn't earn my respect yet. Besides, she was the one who failed Jimond by 2 f-ing marks and asked him to beg for his marks last semester.

Grrr, whatever. My main point is: how can anyone be so dumb to really believe that class is cancelled?

Naive. Hah.

xoxo -_-

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Harbin (Part Three)

Bill's last day in Harbin. We wanted to wake up on time and head to Mac for breakfast, but I had hangover from clubbing on the previous night and woke up late.. Sorry Bill, no Mac bfast!


We went to KFC for lunch instead, and headed to Sophia Church. Such a sweet structure.
Look whom I spotted? :)
We went back to the hotel for Bill to collect his stuff and catch his flight back to Wuhan. :( He's pretty nice, except that he's as dirty as the faggots. Oh, and the faggots treat me so much better when Bill's around.

Oh. We had Pizza Hut for dinner everynight. *burp*

Our second time to this Russian Restaurant. We went there for breakfast before going to Nanjing. The food tastes soooooo good.
Last night in Harbin :(
We went to take a look at this mini ice sculpture display near our hotel. Pretty pretty!
Ice steps! I was soooo scared when crossing this 'ice bridge'
Ahhh, I really miss Harbin alot alot! :(
I miss the Bill the dirty gentleman. I miss Jimond the sweet faggot. I miss Ryan the caring Retard.
They were so different in Harbin. Probably coz we all kept thinking that we all gonna die in the cold that's why they treated me a little better. LOL >_<

My pictures are boring! All the pictures are with the 3 guys, coz my camera did nothing but die die and die! Grrr.

Ok, Nanjing trip coming up next!

xoxo <3

Harbin (Part Two)

Whoo~ Proxy's still working. Just finished my 8am class, gonna start napping after I update before my class starts at 2pm.

It was soooooooo damn cold in Harbin and we can't really feel our own bodies with all the thick clothings on us. We traveled everywhere in hassle and hustle, and I always take the seat right behind the cabbie. You know in China, the door by the passenger seat behind of the driver can never be opened. So, whenever we were trying to get off the cab, I would kinda struggle coz my actions were restricted by the thick clothings. On top of that, it was freaking cold once we got out of the cab, so I don't want them to keep standing outside the cab waiting for me to 'unload myself'.

And so, on the 3rd or 4th day in Harbin, I f-ing left my beloved beanie on the f-ing cab!!! I was sooooo upset, but I was more worried about my ears coz they'd probably fall off in less than 30minutes, if I were to carry on walking along the streets beanie-less. TT_TT

So, Jimond decided to let me have his zhao pai Nike beanie. Look at the mask I am wearing! We all got one each, coz our face hurt sooooo much, especially when the wind was blowing. But it was kinda digusting too. Coz when we breathe, there will be vapour coming out and you can see our white frozen vapour all over the black part of the mask. HAHAHA. It was really really cold! >_<Surprisingly, my legs were fine. Coz I only wore one pair of stockings underneath my jeans. And there was once, I wore 3 pairs of stockings out. But I'm pretty sure that 3 pairs of stockings is warmer than one pair of stockings+jeans.

Jimond: BILL! Look at this motherfucker, she don't listen to me! Jackfrost gonna get her.
Bill: Are you sure you're going out like this? You're worse than the girls who we saw on the streets! (Correction: NO LOR, those girls were wearing those skin-thin stockings. So thin that we can see their legs! The stockings I was wearing are for winter! *stick out tongue*)

Anyway, I managed to convince them that the stockings were warm enough for me, coz I seriously don't feel cold at all. Ther were the ones who kept: damn, it's f-ing cold!
Victory-is-me. ^^

Harbin is so much prettier than what I've expected. I especially love their architecture, so European and so Russian.

They got so mesmerized by the Buddha statue
It was February 2010. Err, hmm...
Bootie man gets to travel to wherever I go
Harbin sells great Western too! Mmmm..

It took me forever to finish these, I don't know why! Never had such awesome breakfast in a long time.. Since I came to China.

After much delay, we finally went to our initial first destination
It's a river. Frozen.
Everything inside were snow sculptures~
Yellow Crane Tower
太阳岛 is kind of cold. I got a new fugly beanie there for 250RMB. The guys went to the cafe first while I got my beanie. When I reached, we had our usual 优乐美奶茶 (some instant milk tea endorsed by Jay Chou) which costed us 3RMB in Supermarts. Guess what people? We paid f-ing 40RMB per cup in that cafe. CHOP CHOP CHOP!!!

Anyway, as I mentioned, it was so cold in 太阳岛. Especially when Ryan's feet hurt so much and I had to give him my last 2 heat packs that I wanted to use it on that night. I wasn't trying to act hero but.. you know me. Hahaha! And my feet started to hurt like crazy when we were walking out of 太阳岛. I think it took us at least 30 minutes. I was on pace with Ryan and Bill, and I gradually slowed down a little, and a little, a little, and a little, and ... I stopped. I can't complain coz Ryan would feel bad for using my last heat packs! I thought I was going to be the last one but I saw Jimond was like 100metres behind me. He was busy taking pictures of everything he saw. Faggot. Here comes the funny part

Jimond: Liwen, why are you so far behind from them
Me: I was waiting for you
Jimond: You're lying. (And he carried on nagging and nagging at me to catch up)
Jimond: LIWEN!
Me: (Shocked) What..?! (Thought he was going to nag again)
Jimond: Are my eyelashes white?
Me: Burst out laughing!
Jimond: You are a faggot

His lashes were really frosted! Looked like he had some white mascara on. LOL.

Anyway, we went to have dinner at Pizza Hut and proceeded to our next destination. The finale of our trip. This attraction has more than 30 different spots, it was hugeeeeeeee. It was like a maze. We spent like 5 hours there.
We had to stop by the cafe every 20 to 30 minutes of walking, coz it was really damn cold. We took this picture during our first stop at the cafe, recharging ourselves. They were discussing about squtter toilets and they were like: We like to use our phones in the bathroom, what if we do the same thing when using the squatters and then your phone falls into the squatter? Pick it up or forget it, just go.

The moment we went into the entrance, Bill and I got seperated from Ryan and Jimond.
It was soooooo cold that my bladder got messed up! I had to go to the bathroom every 10 minutes! I went to the bathroom the moment we reached, then we went to the cafe for 15 minutes, while preparing to explore the place, I needed to pee again. And guess what this time? I had 2 pairs of gloves so I have to remove them in the toilet right? I dropped on of it into the squatters. FML!!! TT_TT

Me: Hey guys, remember about the squtters question earlier? Well, I'm very sure that my answer is "Forget it, just go"
Ryan: Wait up, did you...?
Me: Yeah, my glove.
Ryan: AH! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Bill and I were at this Buddha place and we were about to take pictures there and I needed to pee AGAIN.

Me: Bill, I need the bathroom
Bill: But you just went there twice at the cafe?
Me: yar I know, but I need it again now
Bill: Ok, I'll hang around here while you go.

When I came back from the bathroom, Ryan and Jimond finally decided to call and claim us back. There was a short grand stand to climb up to the Buddha statue and they happened to be right under the stand, so Bill and I went down to meet them. And then..

Me: hey, can you all wait for me for awhile? I need the bathroom
Jimond: Ok, it's right beside you
Bill: Hold up, you didn't find the bathroom earlier?
Me: yeah I did, but I need it again
Bill: That was like 3 minutes ago!

I was like that for most of the time there! OMG. But it got better as time past, so I enjoyed the rest of the night there. HAHAHAH.
 
Wtf! The pictures took so long to load! It's 1.38pm now (Minus 30minutes lunch with the fags) and I didn't manage to catch a nap before my 2pm class. TT_TT

xoxo ^^

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

HARBIN!!! (Part One)

WHOOO~ *SCREAM*
YAY!!! I managed to access the proxy, so I can update pictures~ Hohoho!!!
Well, the night before Harbin, I spent the night at the boys' crib.
a. It'll be convenient for us to set of together
b. I got fucking chased out of Beilou for "Wasting their lao kok kok facilities"

Anyway, we got up super early to get ready for our Harbin adventure.

I was debating whether I should wear a nicer pair of boots or should I just wear my Fugly.
I wore different boots on each leg and asked: How? Which one?

Ryan: Whichever that's comfortable and warm!
Jimond: Man, them boots ugly.

I finally decided on Fugly, put them on, took my luggage and head towards their door: I'm ready, let's go!

Jimond: Whoo, them boots ugly.
Me: But they are warm
Jimond: What you gonna wear in Nanjing? Don't tell me you're walking around in those ugly shoes man!

And so, I quickly dropped my luggage, went into the apartment, took my UGGs and chucked them into my luggage. Problem settled.

We met Bill at the airport. He's Jimond's colleague and I was worrying what I should talk about with him during our stay in Harbin. For all I know, we were suppose to meet Bill at the hotel in Harbin. So I wanted to make use of the time on the plane to think about how to communicate with Bill to make the trip an enjoyable one.

But as the 2 faggots were bullying me at the airport in Wuhan, Jimond suddenly stopped and waved at someone behind me. And, here comes Bill. I was so shy all the while and kept reading my magazine while they were chatting away.

Jimond decided to break the ice..

Jimond: *points at my Fugly* Look at her boots man, what do you think?
Bill: Not that bad
Jimond: *points at my black coat* How about this coat? Jackfrots gonna get her man.
Bill: *feels the texture and laughed* Yeah, Jay (Jimond) keep telling me about this Singapore chick gonna freeze her ass in Harbin!

Guess that's a pretty good way to break the ice -- to bully me, as always. And I can conclude that whoever I meet through Jimond or Ryan, their impression of me would be exactly the same as the faggots. Coz the faggots would give the new people sneak preview about Liwen. So, there's hardly any chance for me to change that.

Anyway, they spent the whole 3 hours plus on the plane teaching me how to say " The hippopotamous and giraffe love blowing bobbling bubbles " in their american accent.

And when we finally reached Harbin, we were all excited! (And scared for me, too) The moment we stepped out of the airport, we kept on coughing coz it was soooooo cold! We managed to keep ourselves warm. But when we wanted to take out our wallets to pay for the cabfare, we removed our gloves to do that and our fingers almost got frozen. It took just 3 seconds for us to feel the pain on our fingers. TT_TT

Anyway, this is the very first ice sculpture we saw in Harbin, right outside the airport. I was wearing my long johns, a turtle neck, a pull over and my black coat. It was -40'c on the first day we arrived! whoootz
The hotel that we stayed in is AWESOME!!! Bill found this hotel and I think it's specially for foreigners, and not to mention, they are out to chop our vegetable heads. But I really loved it alot. Anyway, for the first time traveling with them, I don't have to bed hop! We got 2 double rooms, so we all had our own bed each. Except for the last night, coz Bill left one day before us, so I had to share a bed with Jimond.

After we've settled ourselves down, we headed to our first destination. And best part is that, that wasn't even where we wanted to go. And, NO! We did not tell the cabbie the wrong place.

On the cab..

Ryan: 我们要去太阳岛
Cabbie: 太阳岛?为什么?
Ryan: 我们想去看看
Cabbie: 不不不,那儿不好。我带你们去更好玩儿的地方

And so, we found ourselves at...
DISNEY ICE FESTIVAL...
Well, it's a bonus for me. Coz there's no harm for me to see the disney sculptures! But the guys were like "what the fuck?!", but they had no choice but to buy the tickets and enter. I remembered one of them actually looked at me and said: well, I guess only this faggot would enjoy her time here then.

HAHAHA.

There are many more pretty Ice sculptures but I didn't manage to capture them down in my camera. Coz as you know, batteries deplete fast in low temperature. I think our cameras lasted for maximum 15 minutes outdoor. That sucks!

It's a slide!!! I love slides like this! It's all over Harbin and I have to play it whenever I see it. *ZOOOOOOOOM* ^^
We were introduced to this restaurant that sells good mashed potatoes. And it was indeed, very very very good! And the serving was HUGE. I've never seen such a huge serving of mashed potatoes in my 21 years on Earth. The other dishes that we had were pretty tasty too~ YUMMMM. Oh btw, we had beer wherever we go in Harbin :P
Other than drinking beers wherever we go, we go to the club E-V-E-R-Y-D-A-Y too. Yes! EVERYNIGHT!!!

And so for the first night, we had no idea where to go, so we got out of hotel and walked around and finally went to this pub. We had vodka, fries, onion rings, wings... Then they saw this guy from Australia alone on the next table and invited him to join us. They talked ALOT. They talked about politics. So we drink drink drink. My eyelids got heavy. Ryan kicked my feet to wake me up, I nodded at him and showed him a "ok" sign. And I fell asleep. I don't know did I fell asleep coz the topic they were talking about was too boring, or I had abit too much vodka and passed out. Time flew past when I "slept" in the pub while they talked. I tasted wings on my lips, I thought I was dreaming about food. I opened my eyes, I saw Jimond's drunkass face saying: wake up...~ And I'm pretty sure he tried to wake me up with his chicken wings! That dumbass.

Alright, guess it's time for me to present to you my travel buddies:

Ryan
Jimond
Bill

Anyway, it wasn't that awkward to talk to Bill at all. Guess it was because we had a good ice breaker session. And since the first day of the trip, he actually joined the faggots to attack me. @_@

Ahh, I'm about to go to bed now. The pictures take forever to load! Shall continue to update tomorrow! I hope the proxy still works!!! ^^

Good the night night lovelies~

xoxo ^^